D2G, fill me in please? Who and why?

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Basically Wookie monster got kicked from GASH, so he made his own clan D2G thats the basic story

wellllllllll lil bitch wookie monster, who was once a gash. Couldnt take the fact he was a jive turkey so i kicked him as we just dont do jive turkeys, and he broke off from the gash and took the "remnants" of gash with him, however D2G stands for "DEATH 2 GASH" and we just cant have that, the only downside is tho that hes shit, the clans shit and anyone who joins the clans shit, so it looks like this is one clan war we will win with ease,

shiiii there all bollocks anyway

theyre not tha shit were jus awsomee lol...nah wer better than awsome think of a brand new word thas 10x better than awsome...any ideas???